Bobby Movie Review: "Young Adult"

"Young Adult"

What is it about?

A former popular hottie in High School travels back to her small town in Minnesota to try to steal her ex-boyfriend away from his new wife and baby.

I'll Say It: I'm Against Raping

I've been known for a few controversial stances over the years. I've been banned by nearly 20 celebrities on Twitter for sending them mutilated dog photos after they support Michael Vick. I'm very pro death penalty. I don't think anybody should be able to have a child without passing 4 separate written exams.

However, finally I'm going to make one of my toughest stances known: I am against raping.

Bobby Book Review: "Anna Dressed in Blood"

Anna Dressed in Blood
by Kendare Blake

What is it about?

Ever since a ghost killed his father, Cas Lowood, a 17 year old who moves from town to town with his witch mother, uses his special supernatural knife that can kill spirits who harm people. Finally, he meets an incredibly powerful ghost who chooses to spare his life, and he can't figure out why.

Bobby Book Review: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
by Seth Grahame-Smith

What is it about?

The "true" story of Abraham Lincoln is told, where he unites the North and South, deals with depression and the Civil War, signs the Emancipation Proclamation and battles vampires.

Bobby Movie Review: "The Avengers"

"The Avengers"

What is it about?

After an evil overlord from another planet steals a giant blue cube of enormous power - oh who gives a shit? It's a bunch of popular superheroes using their powers against weird aliens in New York City.

A Bobby Movie Guide to "The Avengers"

With the most anticipated superhero movie arriving Friday since one of the greatest young actors of our generation shockingly died, I figured I would do a VERY QUICK rundown of the movies that brought us to this point. Very quick for a manic-depressive who yaps all day about scumbags and douches: but relatively quick.


"Iron Man"

What's the dealio?

The Hipster Movie Hall of Fame

An infallible truth that binds us together as human beings has to be that hipsters are not enjoyable to be around under any circumstances.