Bobby Movie Review: "Men In Black III"

"Men In Black III"

What is it about?

Agent J must travel back in time to 1969 to stop an alien who traveled backwards to kill his longtime partner Agent K. Along the way, he enlists the help of Agent K from 1969.

Bobby Movie Review: "Men In Black"

"Men In Black"

What is it about?

An NYPD officer gets recruited to the most secretive agency out there - a group charged with monitoring extra-terrestrial activity on Planet Earth.

Swiftly Dumbing Down America's Teenage Girls

The following is an excerpt from my unpublished book manuscript "Who Cares What Bobby Thinks? Rantings, Ravings & Musings By a Man Going Sane" If you know anyone in publishing, I won't stop you from forwarding it.

Swiftly Dumbing Down America’s Teenage Girls

I really don't have any kind of problem with Taylor Swift. I think her twangy, fake-country pop bullshit is actually rather catchy. I’m not going to lie to you, when it comes on the radio, and I’m alone in my car, the station does not get changed. On the surface, she is relatively harmless. She seems like a fine person.

Bobby Movie Review: "Young Adult"

"Young Adult"

What is it about?

A former popular hottie in High School travels back to her small town in Minnesota to try to steal her ex-boyfriend away from his new wife and baby.

I'll Say It: I'm Against Raping

I've been known for a few controversial stances over the years. I've been banned by nearly 20 celebrities on Twitter for sending them mutilated dog photos after they support Michael Vick. I'm very pro death penalty. I don't think anybody should be able to have a child without passing 4 separate written exams.

However, finally I'm going to make one of my toughest stances known: I am against raping.

Bobby Book Review: "Anna Dressed in Blood"

Anna Dressed in Blood
by Kendare Blake

What is it about?

Ever since a ghost killed his father, Cas Lowood, a 17 year old who moves from town to town with his witch mother, uses his special supernatural knife that can kill spirits who harm people. Finally, he meets an incredibly powerful ghost who chooses to spare his life, and he can't figure out why.

Bobby Book Review: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
by Seth Grahame-Smith

What is it about?

The "true" story of Abraham Lincoln is told, where he unites the North and South, deals with depression and the Civil War, signs the Emancipation Proclamation and battles vampires.

Bobby Movie Review: "The Avengers"

"The Avengers"

What is it about?

After an evil overlord from another planet steals a giant blue cube of enormous power - oh who gives a shit? It's a bunch of popular superheroes using their powers against weird aliens in New York City.

A Bobby Movie Guide to "The Avengers"

With the most anticipated superhero movie arriving Friday since one of the greatest young actors of our generation shockingly died, I figured I would do a VERY QUICK rundown of the movies that brought us to this point. Very quick for a manic-depressive who yaps all day about scumbags and douches: but relatively quick.


"Iron Man"

What's the dealio?