Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Hipster Movie Hall of Fame

An infallible truth that binds us together as human beings has to be that hipsters are not enjoyable to be around under any circumstances.



Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bobby Movie Review: "The Tree of Life"



"The Tree of Life"

What is it about?

Good Lord, where to begin? There's a family in the 1950's led by a somewhat strict father and the creation of the entire universe stretched over what feels like 7 hours of film time.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Bobby Book Review: "Starters"

Starters
by Lissa Price

What is it about?

Set in a post-apocalyptic future (like seemingly every Young Adult novel) where a disease has wiped out everyone in America except the very young (ages 17-and-under) and the very old (ages 75-200, people can live longer due to advances in medicine). There is a service where old people can "rent" the bodies of young people for a month, with their brain operating the young person's body to relive their youth. When Callie wakes up due to a malfunction, she realizes the old woman renting her body is plotting murder.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Bobby Book Review: "Obama Zombies: How The Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation"


Obama Zombies: How The Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation
by Jason Mattera

What is it about?

Jason Mattera chronicles the propaganda and general ignorance of young people aged 18-30 (myself included) who were hoodwinked into voting Barack Obama as our President.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Bobby Movie Review: "Titanic: A 3-D IMAX Experience"


Titanic: A 3-D IMAX Experience

What is it about?

A rich girl and a poor boy fall in love aboard the most famous doomed ocean liner of all-time.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Bobby Movie Review: "21 Jump Street"



21 Jump Street

What is it about?

Like the TV series in the 1980's, two young-looking cops are sent undercover into a high school as students to break up a drug ring.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Bobby Hottest 35

Instead of complaining about women, maybe I should spend an entire post complimenting them by bringing back the formerly annual Bobby Hottest 35, where I list the hottest 35 actresses on the planet. There are only a few things you need to know in advance, starting with:

I am well aware that I do not look like Ryan Gosling

Monday, April 2, 2012

Bobby Movie Review: "The Hunger Games"




The Hunger Games

What is it about?

(Copying and pasting the summary from my book review because I have no journalistic integrity. And also, I'm not a journalist.)

Set in a distant post-apocalyptic future, North America is now divided into 12 Districts and ruled by an evil oppressive government known as "The Capitol".

Bobby Book Review: "The Hunger Games"


The Hunger Games
by Suzanne Collins


**Note: a 4 year old book may get spoiled.

What is it about?

Set in a distant post-apocalyptic future, North America is now divided into 12 Districts and ruled by an evil oppressive government known as "The Capitol".